,alright starting things off its umm about 9 am in the morning and its monday which means its a work day and there she is hmm lying on the bed like its a fucking sunday. and im here talking in third person as if i was dead and my freaking ghost is trying to make sense of it but… butt its a novel and someone has to tell the story sooo it is what it is. Ugh stop looking pretty and get the FUCK UPPPP you’re running late for work ….
HONKKKK she heard that she deff heard that.. * WHAT THE FUCKK who the hell is honking their horn so early in the morn… omg nooo i almost let out a scream as my eyes roll over to the alarm clock sitting pretty on my bedside table treying to tell me the time which is now NINE ZERO ZERO.
Fuck i over slept and im running late for work what did i… it was a sunday and Gosd i wish i had been partying but i guess i was trying to satisfy my lady emotions late at night and ugh i need to stop talking to myself and get my ass out of bed hmfff i look under the sheets ummm where are my pants… aaah fuck lady emotions im not even wearing panties and the window is… well doesnt look like someone is outside ugh i get out of bed and stretch my t-shirt down to cover my ahem butt and run off to the bath room.
wash the face brush brush brush umm get the business done put on some makeup and… and whats that buzzing… someone is calling the watch on my wrist is trying to get my attention… i come out of the bathroom looking for my phone which is still ringing on my bedside table.. alright here goes nothing…
hello ! umm hey is it anie ! the person on the other side asked.. umm yes im sorry i dont have your number saved can you… ” its eric from the lab just wanted you to know that your reports are ready we’ve sent a copy to your doctor as well and you can check the reports via the online portal by using your refference no ” the refference number ! ” yes it should be on the reciept ” umm the… can you do me a favour eric ! i politely asked ” sure miss ask away ” can you email me the reports im running late for work and i might have missplaced my reciept as well ” umm let me check… sure i’ll have them emailed to you in a few bits ” ugh thank you so much you’re such a Godsent … ” ahaha thank you is there anything else you want to know ” umm no that should be it thank you so much ” alright have a nice day anie ” you too…
he hung up the phone… hmfff reports… God i hope everything is ok ive so many things to do in life like idk be successfull and stuff… oh i forgot to tell you mind my novel writting skills you must be curious about the reports and well… i am too fuck im sad now the thing is i fainted on work a couple days back and they.. i was taken to the hospital they were not really sure what happened but they ran some tests and… hence the reports… the doctor did look concerned though.
fuckk mee im running lateee i throw my phone in the handbag and grab the keys to lock the door… mumbling god knows what…
” hey there umm running late again !” yesss… i replied while still trying to lock the door… it was dave who is dave ! my neighbour we litterally share walls and our doors are like 5 feet apart…. he’s a nice guy kinda guy though. he does try to hit on me but i.. keep being a rude bitch to him… maybe if i didnt i wouldnt have to use my fingers all the time to satisfy my lady emotions… fuck fuck im thinking too much…
yes im running late how did you know i replied… ” umm i have a clock too !” right well i have to go… ” i can drop you off ” like i said nice guy kinda guy… ” i was just going to get some breakfast if you wanna tag along ” i could… use a ride my work place is like a two minute walk from his breakfast place… umm idk will you do that for me ! i asked… ” umm sure why not lol ” ugh thank you * i really should stop being a bitch to him… i mumbled…
heya episode 1 comes to an end i hope you liked it the next episode will be up umm next week hopefully untill then take care love ya <3
Break Me More – Erotica – EP 1
